You Don't Know Jack

Well good mornin' sir, my name is Sheriff Brown
I come from Alabama and I'm passin' through town
I'm on the trail of a man that calls himself Mississippi Jack
And I have reason to believe he's been plannin' to rob your bank
Well he's a tall outlaw about as big as me
He's real good lookin' and he's fancy free
Yeah, but don't let it fool ya
He's a highly educated man
They say you've got a safe that's impossible to crack
Well I hate to break it to ya but you don't know Jack

He's a criminal genius, a son of a gun
Perfectly adapted to life on the run
I found his horse tied right out back
And if that don't scare ya then you don't know Jack

Well he must be nearby so there's no time to waste
Hurry up, man take me back to the safe
Just act normal 'cause I'm gonna hide inside
No matter how he gets in, he'll be in for a big surprise
I'll look the other way while you open the door
Trust me sir, this has worked before
Now that that's done, there's just one detail left
You better get down on the floor, put your hands behind your back
Guess what? Yeah, I'm Mississippi Jack

Yeah I'm a criminal genius, a son of a gun
And I wouldn't move a muscle if I were you son
'Cause I had to have to hurt you and that's a fact
But I'm takin' your money 'cause you don't know Jack

Yeah it's been fun but I don't think I'll be back
I'm headed out west where they don't know Jack