Worst Case Scenario

Well I told you I would love you
Until my dyin' day
But you've got all these questions
It's a game you like to play
You asked what if you were ugly
What if you get fat
Well darlin' don't you worry
I've got an answer for that

If you grew a second head I would love you both
If you gained a thousand pounds I'd move to the beach
So we could float away together you and I
'Cause baby that's the plan
As long as you're a woman
I'll always be your man

If all your teeth fell out
I'd make you shakes to drink
If all your skin turned blue
That'd be Smurfy with me
The future is uncertain
But there's one thing I know
I'll always love you baby
Even in the worst case scenario

Yeah, If you grew a second head I would love you both
If you gained a thousand pounds I'd move to the beach
So we could float away together you and I
'Cause baby that's the plan
As long as you're a woman
I'll always be your man

Now if you got a sex change...
Well I'd have to get one too
'Cause I'll always love you baby
As long as you are you