

I'm in the midst of writing a detailed account of my adventures trying to get the veggie van up and running. Possible titles include "Running Out of Fake Curse Words", "The Sight of Bolts Makes Me Bolt", and "My Time is Apparently Worthless". In the meantime, suffice it to say that it's STILL not running consistently on vegetable oil but (call me crazy) I still have hope that it will soon.

In other news... The college market has kind of left me hanging. I wanted to transition out of it gracefully---gradually reduce the amount of schools I was playing as I got busier and busier playing festivals and listening rooms. But I just haven't been accepted to any showcases in a year and a half, and my schedule has dwindled to 5 or 6 shows a semester. So while I wait for the festival world to accept me, last week I tried my hand at....drum roll please.... CARPENTRY!

Here I Am Cutting An Actual Board

Yup, I had all the job qualifications I needed---tape measure, hammer, and..... yeah, well... that was pretty much it.

Nothing Makes a Nail Shiver In Fear Like the Name "Rubbermaid"

I enjoyed carpentry---I really did. I made this hand rail, and it was satisfying to think I could drive by in a ten years and it would still be there.


It was my mandolin-playing friend Matt who got me the job, and when I had him take this picture I couldn't help feeling like a tourist in my own life...


And indeed, my time as a carpenter was a brief one. They really needed more of a commitment from me than I could give, and since it was only a matter of time before I shot myself with a nail gun, it's probably best that I've decided to move on to a different career.... as A COURIER!

Simulated Delivery

The courier job will allow me to work any hours I want, any day of the year. No asking off, or coordinating schedules, or whatever. And of course the icing on the cake is that I'll be running on vegetable oil and pocketing the gas money. Which brings us back to the VAN. Wish me luck...I'll post a full report soon. Peace,